Are you a Facebook addict? You are logged in to Facebook every day? On every device?
Maybe it helps to read this page and make a bit fun of Facebook.
Here is a small collection of jokes about Facebook, Social Networks, Google+ and Co.
1 friend request, 0 shared friends, first thought: How the hell did the find me?
"There are rumors going around that Facebook is building a cell phone. It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Dad writes on son's wall... "Son, how have you been? Your mom and I am fine. We miss you a lot. We wish to see you... So please turn off your PC and come downstairs for Dinner".
Why Facebook is so hit? People are more interested in other's life than their own.
Facebook now has more than 500 million users, which may help explain why unemployment is around 10 percent.
Teacher at school: "What will you do after growing up?" Student: "Facebooking" Teacher: "NO! I mean what will you BECOME?..."
Why is Facebook like Jail? You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!
Wanna make money through Facebook? Go to: "Account->Settings" and click on "De-activate your Account" then Now Start Working!
Why is Facebook a real great site for loners? Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered a loser!
Facebook is said to be working on a check-in feature so that your friends can see your location. Though I think everyone knows, if you're on Facebook, you're at work.
Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!
Google is now developing a Facebook rival, a product similar to Facebook. They say their goal: "You never have to see your friends in real life ever again."
Why should you create a Facebook account with the name "Nobody"? Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say "Nobody likes this!"
Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til' I Google all over your Facebook.
When Facebook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? "My Twit Face."
Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!
Facebook addiction? My girl friend asked me "Facebook or me?" ... Sometimes I really miss her.
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You know the more cool Facebook jokes or something funny about the Net? Just write a comment...
Achim (Mon 11 Feb 2013 - 03:39:21 PM CET)
you carefully check facebook on your smartphone while in the movie theater.