Funny and stupid jokes about men

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:46 PM CEST

Here you find a collection of stupid men jokes and the best one-liners as well as question and answer jokes..
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  • What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.

  • Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

  • What did God say when he created man? I can do better than this.

  • What do a beer bottle and a guy have in common? There both empty from the neck up.

  • What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

  • Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

  • What do men and microwaves have in common? They're both done in 30 seconds.

  • Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

  • How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

  • What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

  • Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.

  • How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."


 

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