Here you find a collection of funny quotes you could use while flirting.
Hey, didn't we go to different schools?
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.
You are what I never knew I always wanted.
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
You remind me of my next girlfriend.
God must be in a very good mood today, he made us meet.
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
One smile can't change the world but your smile changes mine.
Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot.
The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.
It's amazing how I look up into the stars, and you're the first thing that comes into my mind.
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy.
I wish I was a teddy bear that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?
What's your sign?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
What's your idea of a perfect kiss?
Can I flirt with you?
I can see your future in your eyes. Glad I can see myself.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
"You are 100% beautiful,
You are 100% lovely,
You are 100% sweet,
You are 100% nice and
You are 100% stupid to believe these words...
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Your name must be Summer, because you're HOT!
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