The best funny blonde jokes

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:47 PM CEST

Here you find a collection of dumb blonde jokes. Have fun!

  • Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? Cause you have to hollow out its head!

  • How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.

  • How do you drive a blonde crazy? Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them.

  • Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they go answer the door.

  • What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

  • What does the blond do when she finds a blonde jokes website? She shares it with her friends.

  • What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever.

  • Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to find in the dark.

  • What's the advantage of being married to a blond? You can park in handicapped zones.

  • What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb.

  • Blonde: "I was born in the U.S."
    Friend: "Oh really, what part?"
    Blonde: "All of me, silly."

  • What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.

  • How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

  • What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A visitor.

  • What did the blonde do when she got her period? Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.

  • What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.

  • Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? She got cold and turned off the fan.

  • What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? Oh no, I'm going to fall again.

  • What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

  • If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would have to stop for directions!

  • A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 5:23. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

  • What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear? Thanks for the refill!

  • Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

  • What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter.


You know another funny blonde joke or something to laugh? Just feel free to write a comment.

Comments 1

Sir Radiate (Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 07:26:01 PM CEST)
What do you get if you see a gypsy having a meal at KFC



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