Zombie Jokes

Here you find a collection of hilarious zombie jokes.

• Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

• What do zombies like to eat at a cook out? Halloweenies.

• What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.

• Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends? He was still digesting all his old Facebook friends!

• What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife? You forgot your head because it wasn't attached!

• Where do you go to buy zombies? The monSTORE.

• What is a zombie's favorite shampoo? Head & Shoulders.

• What did the zombie call his new dating handbook? Dying to meet you.

• What did the zombie eat after his teeth were pulled? The dentist.

• How do zombies tell their future? With their HORRORscope.

• What did the zombie say to his date? I just love a woman with braaains!

• What type of dogs do zombies like best? BLOODhound.

• Do dark circles around the zombie's eyes make him look dead? No, but being dead does.

• What do all the Apple zombies keep telling Steve Jobs? We're dying to have you for dinner!

• What is a zombie's favorite meal? A MANwich.

• Where is the safest place in your home from a zombie? The living room.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Zombie! Zombie who? Braaains!

• Where do zombies go swimming? The Dead Sea.

• What was the zombie's greatest invention? Canned brains!

• What do you call a dead bee? A zomBEE.

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