Scary Zombie Jokes

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:46 PM CEST

Here you find a collection of hilarious zombie jokes.

  • Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

  • What do zombies like to eat at a cook out? Halloweenies.

  • What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.

  • Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends? He was still digesting all his old Facebook friends!

  • What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife? You forgot your head because it wasn't attached!

  • Where do you go to buy zombies? The monSTORE.

  • What is a zombie's favorite shampoo? Head & Shoulders.

  • What did the zombie call his new dating handbook? Dying to meet you.

  • What did the zombie eat after his teeth were pulled? The dentist.

  • How do zombies tell their future? With their HORRORscope.

  • What did the zombie say to his date? I just love a woman with braaains!

  • What type of dogs do zombies like best? BLOODhound.

  • Do dark circles around the zombie's eyes make him look dead? No, but being dead does.

  • What do all the Apple zombies keep telling Steve Jobs? We're dying to have you for dinner!

  • What is a zombie's favorite meal? A MANwich.

  • Where is the safest place in your home from a zombie? The living room.

  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Zombie! Zombie who? Braaains!

  • Where do zombies go swimming? The Dead Sea.

  • What was the zombie's greatest invention? Canned brains!

  • What do you call a dead bee? A zomBEE.


 

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