Funny email signatures

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:48 PM CEST

You don't have any idea for your email signature? Try some of these! Add witty lines to your signature and let your emails end in a funny and humorous way.

  • No trees were destroyed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

  • There are only 10 types of people in this world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

  • There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.

  • I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

  • Save time... see it my way.

  • Using the internet as it was originally intended... for the further research of pipe bombs.

  • In the beginning was the word, and the word was content-type: text/plain.

  • Somewhere, there is a .sig so funny that reading it will cause an aneurism. This is not that .sig.

  • This is not a sig. I am too lazy to steal one, perhaps you could loan me yours?

  • Real men send email in plain text.

  • Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.

  • This message was brought to you by the numbers 0 and 1.

  • The above was written as part of an attempt to waste time.

  • You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!

  • Instead try to realize, that there is no sig.

  • If it's not broken, let's fix it till it is.

  • Only 10% are Mac users. But remember, we're the top 10%

  • To decode this comment into a readable form, rot13 it twice.

  • After all is said and done, more is said than done.

  • This email is insanely great. We think it's the best email we've ever made.

  • Infinite loop: see 'Loop, infinite'. Loop, infinite: see 'Infinite loop'.

  • According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

  • The line below is true.
    The line above is false.

  • The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

  • This post uses only 100% recycled electrons.

  • All social problems have a technical solution. That solution may or may not be socially acceptable.

  • Hi! I'm a .signature virus. Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!

  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

  • And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail.

  • I had a sig, but it didn't want to be seen with me, so I chain it to every post now.

  • I'd have a really cool .sig, but right now I can't even remember my own damn name.

  • This is not a sig. It may look like a sig, but trust me, it's not.

  • I am root. If you see me laughing, you better have a backup!

  • I've already told you more than I know.

  • A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.

  • After all is said and done, more is said than done.

  • Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you'd have to do without them.

  • "Begin at the beginning", the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

  • 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  • Contentsofsignaturemaysettleduringshipping.

  • DTA - Death To Acronyms

  • Anyone who quotes me in their sig is an idiot.

  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

  • A Microsoft Certified System Engineer is to information technology as a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to the culinary arts.

  • I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

  • That which does not kill me makes me stronger. That which does kill me I'll deal with when I respawn.

  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

  • Easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884

  • A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

  • A fool and his money are soon venture capital.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

  • I used to have a sig, but it took up too much space so I got rid of it!

  • I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

  • The following is only a sig. The preceding is only a disclaimer.

  • Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.

  • A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five!

  • I used to have a tasty sig. But I ate it.

  • Yeah, Windows is great... I used it to download Linux.

  • Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

  • A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

  • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

  • "God is dead." - Nietzsche
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God

  • Segmentation fault. Comment dumped.

  • I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

  • Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!

  • People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.

  • Life is like an Adventure... BUT COOL GRAPHICS

  • All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.

  • Code so clean you could eat off it.

  • ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

  • C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

  • Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.


  • This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.


Some good iPhone email signatures

Are you also tired of the same old "Sent from my iPhone" signature? Use one of the following funny signatures.

  • Sent from the ghetto.

  • Sent from your iPhone

  • Sent from my toaster.

  • Sent from the moon.

  • Sent from outside your window.

  • Sent from my toilet seat.

  • Sent from my bedroom window because I was stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi.

  • Sent from my iPhone that I just found in a bar in Cupertino

  • Sent from Pluto.

  • Sent from my big spaceship.

  • Sent from my sex dungeon.

  • Sent from a jar of Nutella.

  • Not sent by an iPhone.

  • Sent from Earth.

  • Sent by accident.

  • Sent from the future.

  • Sent from SkyNet.


You know the best and funniest email signature? Or new cool signatures to laugh? Please write a comment.

Comments 10

Hyacinth Combs (Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 08:39:38 PM CET)
You should use your email to promote your brand, However be careful in not putting to much content. We use an online service for our email signatures and templates, it provides pre-configured signatures that makes our life easier :)
Gloria (Sun 14 Apr 2013 - 05:20:15 PM CEST)
发自我的 iPhone
rock (Mon 15 Apr 2013 - 02:31:54 PM CEST)
You read the beginning, you read the end, now go back and read the middle...that is the important part.
Oregon Sue (Wed 01 May 2013 - 06:12:02 PM CEST)
These are great. Good job!
Mine for this month is
Too many weeds, too little thyme.
When you are not weeding.... read my blog
Mike (Sat 18 May 2013 - 11:30:13 PM CEST)
Sent from something that isn't from apple.
Gehtto boy (Thu 04 Jul 2013 - 02:27:07 AM CEST)

Sent from undisclosed location, or maybe outside your window?
Em (Sat 10 Aug 2013 - 05:06:05 AM CEST)
Mine is
Lifes greatest mystery: If u eat yourself do u get twice as big or just disappear?
Old Chuck (Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 10:39:44 AM CET)
Please let me know if you don't get this e-mail.
Steve M (Wed 15 Aug 2018 - 05:28:41 AM CEST)
The Older I Get, The Smarter I Was
Steve M (Wed 15 Aug 2018 - 05:29:22 AM CEST)
The other day I walked into another room and actually remembered why I went in there!
It was the bathroom.


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