Funny email signatures

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:48 PM CEST

You don't have any idea for your email signature? Try some of these! Add witty lines to your signature and let your emails end in a funny and humorous way.

  • No trees were destroyed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

  • There are only 10 types of people in this world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

  • There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.

  • I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

  • Save time... see it my way.

  • Using the internet as it was originally intended... for the further research of pipe bombs.

  • In the beginning was the word, and the word was content-type: text/plain.

  • Somewhere, there is a .sig so funny that reading it will cause an aneurism. This is not that .sig.

  • This is not a sig. I am too lazy to steal one, perhaps you could loan me yours?

  • Real men send email in plain text.

  • Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.

  • This message was brought to you by the numbers 0 and 1.

  • The above was written as part of an attempt to waste time.

  • You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!

  • Instead try to realize, that there is no sig.

  • If it's not broken, let's fix it till it is.

  • Only 10% are Mac users. But remember, we're the top 10%

  • To decode this comment into a readable form, rot13 it twice.

  • After all is said and done, more is said than done.

  • This email is insanely great. We think it's the best email we've ever made.

  • Infinite loop: see 'Loop, infinite'. Loop, infinite: see 'Infinite loop'.

  • According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

  • The line below is true.
    The line above is false.

  • The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

  • This post uses only 100% recycled electrons.

  • All social problems have a technical solution. That solution may or may not be socially acceptable.

  • Hi! I'm a .signature virus. Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!

  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

  • And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail.

  • I had a sig, but it didn't want to be seen with me, so I chain it to every post now.

  • I'd have a really cool .sig, but right now I can't even remember my own damn name.

  • This is not a sig. It may look like a sig, but trust me, it's not.

  • I am root. If you see me laughing, you better have a backup!

  • I've already told you more than I know.

  • A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.

  • After all is said and done, more is said than done.

  • Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you'd have to do without them.

  • "Begin at the beginning", the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

  • 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  • Contentsofsignaturemaysettleduringshipping.

  • DTA - Death To Acronyms

  • Anyone who quotes me in their sig is an idiot.

  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

  • A Microsoft Certified System Engineer is to information technology as a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to the culinary arts.

  • I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

  • That which does not kill me makes me stronger. That which does kill me I'll deal with when I respawn.

  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

  • Easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884

  • A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

  • A fool and his money are soon venture capital.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

  • I used to have a sig, but it took up too much space so I got rid of it!

  • I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

  • The following is only a sig. The preceding is only a disclaimer.

  • Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.

  • A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five!

  • I used to have a tasty sig. But I ate it.

  • Yeah, Windows is great... I used it to download Linux.

  • Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

  • A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

  • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

  • "God is dead." - Nietzsche
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God

  • Segmentation fault. Comment dumped.

  • I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

  • Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!

  • People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.

  • Life is like an Adventure... BUT COOL GRAPHICS

  • All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.

  • Code so clean you could eat off it.

  • ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

  • C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

  • Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

  • C:\DOS. C:\DOS RUN. RUN DOS RUN

  • This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

 

Some good iPhone email signatures

Are you also tired of the same old "Sent from my iPhone" signature? Use one of the following funny signatures.

  • Sent from the ghetto.

  • Sent from your iPhone

  • Sent from my toaster.

  • Sent from the moon.

  • Sent from outside your window.

  • Sent from my toilet seat.

  • Sent from my bedroom window because I was stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi.

  • Sent from my iPhone that I just found in a bar in Cupertino

  • Sent from Pluto.

  • Sent from my big spaceship.

  • Sent from my sex dungeon.

  • Sent from a jar of Nutella.

  • Not sent by an iPhone.

  • Sent from Earth.

  • Sent by accident.

  • Sent from the future.

  • Sent from SkyNet.


 

You know the best and funniest email signature? Or new cool signatures to laugh? Please write a comment.

Comments 10

Hyacinth Combs (Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 08:39:38 PM CET)
You should use your email to promote your brand, However be careful in not putting to much content. We use an online service http://www.brandmymail.com for our email signatures and templates, it provides pre-configured signatures that makes our life easier :)
Gloria (Sun 14 Apr 2013 - 05:20:15 PM CEST)
发自我的 iPhone
rock (Mon 15 Apr 2013 - 02:31:54 PM CEST)
You read the beginning, you read the end, now go back and read the middle...that is the important part.
Oregon Sue (Wed 01 May 2013 - 06:12:02 PM CEST)
These are great. Good job!
Mine for this month is
Too many weeds, too little thyme.
When you are not weeding.... read my blog
www.oregonsue.blogspot.com
Mike (Sat 18 May 2013 - 11:30:13 PM CEST)
Sent from something that isn't from apple.
Gehtto boy (Thu 04 Jul 2013 - 02:27:07 AM CEST)


Sent from undisclosed location, or maybe outside your window?
Em (Sat 10 Aug 2013 - 05:06:05 AM CEST)
Mine is
Lifes greatest mystery: If u eat yourself do u get twice as big or just disappear?
Old Chuck (Fri 10 Feb 2017 - 10:39:44 AM CET)
Please let me know if you don't get this e-mail.
Steve M (Wed 15 Aug 2018 - 05:28:41 AM CEST)
The Older I Get, The Smarter I Was
Steve M (Wed 15 Aug 2018 - 05:29:22 AM CEST)
The other day I walked into another room and actually remembered why I went in there!
It was the bathroom.

 

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