On some sites on the Web you can find quite macabre "All the kids..." - jokes. Most of them are pretty rough, but somehow still funny. Here is a also a nice collection sorted by name.
All the kids were funny, except for Amalia, she was from Somalia.
All the kids were drinking sodas, except for Angeline, she was drinking gasoline.
All the kids were bright except for Bart, he wasn’t at all smart.
All the kids were smelling good, except for Britt, she was smelling like shit.
All the kids crossed the field by foot, except for Bryan, he was riding on a lion.
All the kids wanted to see a movie today, except for Bryce, he did not have any eyes!
All the kids came out of the jungle, except for Camilla, she was catched by a gorilla.
All the kids looked nice, except for Carol, she looked like a barrel.
All the kids got new clothes, except for Chad, he got the ones of his dad.
All the Children grew up except Chuck, he was hit by a truck.
All the kids were neatly dressed except for Drew, she had only one shoe.
All the kids took a shit in the toilet, except for Frantz, he did it in his pants.
All the kids were crying in church, except for Fred, he was the one who was dead.
All the kids were waiving, except for Inger, she was pointing her finger.
All the children were swimming, except Joe, his lungs were full of H2O.
All the kids were sitting in the boat, except for Mark, he got eaten by a shark.
All the kids had respect for the teacher, except for Max, he cut her with an axe.
All the children fish for sharks, except Nate, he's the bait.
All the kids ran pretty far, except for little Nell, she just fell.
All the children crossed the road, except Neil, he was hit by an Oldsmobile.
All the kids were able to cross the tracks safely, except for Peter, he missed by a meter.
All the kids were able to cross the field safely, except for Piper, she was hit by a sniper.
All the kids got Christmas presents, except for Rhyce, he had not been nice.
All the kids were eating horse meat, except for Toni, this was her pony.