Here you find a collection of funny animal jokes for kids. Have fun!
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming Trunks!
What has six eyes but cannot see? Three blind mice!
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What day do fish hate? Fry-day.
Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam.
What do call a bear with no ears? B.
What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower? I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know that he's been screwing chickens.
Where do Superman's goldfish live? In the super bowl.
Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance? It was a moth ball.
How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.
How many giraffes can you fit in a refrigerator? None, the elephants are in there!
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated.
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