Lots of animal jokes

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:47 PM CEST

Here you find a collection of funny animal jokes for kids.
Have fun!

  • What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming Trunks!

  • What has six eyes but cannot see? Three blind mice!

  • Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything!

  • What day do fish hate? Fry-day.

  • Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam.

  • What do call a bear with no ears? B.

  • What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.

  • What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower? I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

  • What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.

  • Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know that he's been screwing chickens.

  • Where do Superman's goldfish live? In the super bowl.

  • Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance? It was a moth ball.

  • How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.

  • How many giraffes can you fit in a refrigerator? None, the elephants are in there!

  • What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino.

  • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

  • What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated.


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