Anti jokes

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This collection of the best anti-jokes shows that humor can be surprisingly funny. Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor. Laugh about well-known joke patterns shown in a different way. Humor without logic. Have fun!Pack of cucumbers in the forest

  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo! Sorry, I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away.

  • What did the cow say when the farmer milked it? Moo.

  • Knock Knock who's there ? DHL sign for this please.

  • What is green and runs through the forest? A pack of cucumbers.

  • Why did Suzie fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms.

  • What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
  • What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  • How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

  • What's green and invisible? The cabbage to your left.

  • What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.

  • What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

  • If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have $5.

  • What is big and white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A fridge

  • Roses are purple Fidges are blue, Now I'm confused, Toaster.

  • What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

  • A blind man can't see this joke, so I probably shouldn't write it.

  • Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

  • Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

  • Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

  • What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

  • An Irishman walks out of a bar.

  • A horse walks into a bar. Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

  • What is the difference between an eagle and a groundhog? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

  • What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

  • What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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