This collection of the best anti-jokes shows that humor can be surprisingly funny. Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor. Laugh about well-known joke patterns shown in a different way. Humor without logic. Have fun!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo! Sorry, I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away.
What did the cow say when the farmer milked it? Moo.
Knock Knock who's there ? DHL sign for this please.
What is green and runs through the forest? A pack of cucumbers.
Why did Suzie fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What's green and invisible? The cabbage to your left.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.
If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have $5.
What is big and white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A fridge
Roses are purple Fidges are blue, Now I'm confused, Toaster.
What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
A blind man can't see this joke, so I probably shouldn't write it.
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.
Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A horse walks into a bar. Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".
What is the difference between an eagle and a groundhog? They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
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