Apple jokes

Update: Sun 15 Jan 2023 09:22:16 PM CET

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Who doesn't know all the really nice products with the little "i" in front: iPad, iMac, iPhone Oh yes, Apple has created a great range of practical equipment. But as Apple devices gets more and more popular people also make more and more jokes about it. Here is a small collection of the best jokes about some issues and problems of the world of Apple.

  • According to a study, why do iPhone users still have more sex than other smartphone users? Because no one has developed an app for Sex yet!

  • Excuse me, did you just call me on my iPhone? Then I guess it wasn't my phone that was vibrating in my pocket.

  • I think I need to call Heaven on my new iPhone because they lost one of their angels.

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and iPhone together.

  • Why don't they make an iPod Touch for kids? Because if they did it would be called iTouchKids!

  • Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.

  • A man walks in a bar with his iPhone. He suddenly realizes he needs to fart. He logs into iTunes and ups the volume thinking the music is loud no one will hear. So he farts. When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realizes, he was listening to his iPhone with headphones.

  • I AM happy to see you but that's just an iPhone in my pocket.

  • What is your favorite game on the mac? I dunno, Activity Monitor?

  • Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom? Because they don't want to give away their IP address!

  • What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

  • 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

  • What do the latest iPhone applications do? Whiten teeth and perform lasik eye surgery!

  • A: Hey, how much did you pay for that mac? B: $1500 A: So it must have the newest nVidia chip and like 8GB of RAM right? B: No, onboard graphics and 1GB of RAM A: So why was it so much? B: The keyboard is nice.

  • The biggest advantage of the iPhone: Women can only make calls as long as the battery remains.

  • Daughter: I Pod Son: I Phone Mother: I Pad Father: I Paid

You know another cool Apple joke or something to laugh? Just write a comment.

Comments 1

Pam (2016-07-15)
Give me more iPhone jokes, they are so amazing ;]


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