Inline skating jokes

Update: Monday, 22. April

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Inline skating is fun and keeps you fit. It let you move your entire body. But inline skating is also humorous. Read on and have fun with these jokes about Rollerblades.

  • I can go hands-free on inline skates.

  • What do skaters do when they got really good? Go Pro!

  • Mom: You got back from your roller skating lessons; how did it go?
    Daughter: Good I guess.
    Mom: What was the hardest part?
    Daughter: The pavement.

  • "Ballerinas aren't made; they're born."

  • The last words of a skater: "Hey Dude, watch this..."

  • "If figure skating was easy, they'd call it hockey"

  • Bumper: My other vehicle is Roller Skates.

  • How many skaters does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but about 20 tries.

  • Bumper: Mom's Skating Taxi.

  • I have no life, no time, no money. My kids play inline hockey.

  • What do Inline Speed Skating Sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.

  • Roller Derby: Better to get knocked down than knocked up!

  • What is the hardest part about learning inline skating? The ground!

  • What would you call a chicken’s Rollerblades? Cheap-skates.

  • 2 rollers are 2 rollers too less.

  • Two skaters walk into a bar. What do they say? Man I'd like to grind that bar!

You know another cool joke about inline skating or Rollerblades? Please feel free to post it here.

Comments 3

Funny Joker (2019-02-05)
Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you are gay.
Reefersutherland (2019-07-12)
Not quite sure what led me here, but Funny Joker... #nailedit
Bob (2024-02-22)
Did U know bob likes to eat cheese and have parties with stranger.


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