Inline skating jokes and funny quotes around Rollerblades

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:46 PM CEST

Inline skating is fun and keeps you fit. It let you move your entire body. But inline skating is also humorous. Read on and have fun with these jokes about Rollerblades.

  • I can go hands-free on inline skates.

  • Mom: You got back from your roller skating lessons; how did it go?
    Daughter: Good I guess.
    Mom: What was the hardest part?
    Daughter: The pavement.

  • "Ballerinas aren't made; they're born."

  • "If figure skating was easy, they'd call it hockey"

  • Bumper: My other vehicle is Roller Skates.

  • Bumper: Mom's Skating Taxi.

  • I have no life, no time, no money. My kids play inline hockey.

  • What do Inline Speed Skating Sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.

  • Roller Derby: Better to get knocked down than knocked up!

  • What is the hardest part about learning inline skating? The ground!

  • What would you call a chicken’s Rollerblades? Cheap-skates.

  • 2 rollers are 2 rollers too less.


 

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Comments 3

Rollergirl (Fri 22 Feb 2013 - 01:16:57 AM CET)
I love roller skates. The best sport forever. Please more jokes!
Funny Joker (Sun 17 Jul 2016 - 09:57:36 AM CEST)
Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you are gay.
Blades__man (Sun 17 Jul 2016 - 09:58:23 AM CEST)
Two skaters walk into a bar. What do they say?
Man I'd like to grind that bar!

 

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