Here you find a collection of stupid men jokes and the best one-liners as well as question and answer jokes. Have fun!
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
What did God say when he created man? I can do better than this.
What do a beer bottle and a guy have in common? There both empty from the neck up.
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
What do men and microwaves have in common? They're both done in 30 seconds.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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