Paragliding jokes

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Skip (2017-12-28)
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a some money for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted fifty dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy whiskey with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on a paragliding instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't flown paragliders in 10 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded.
"Won't your wife be angry with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and paragliding."


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