Here you find a collection of funny snowman jokes for kids.
What did the snowman order at McDonalds? Icerbergers with chilli sauce.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite!
What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool!
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.
Who is Frosty's favorite Aunt? Aunt Artica!
What did Frosty call his cow? Eskimoo!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snow mobile.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
How can a snowman lose weight? He waits until it gets warmer.
How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.
Where do snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet.
Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
What does a snowman have for breakfast? Ricicles because they are twicicle as nice.
What happens when you drop a snowball in water? It gets wet.
Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
What does Frosty the snowman drink to stay warm? Ice tea.
How can you tell a snowman from a snowwoman? The snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up.
What are Frosty's favourite letters? I.C.
How would you scare a snowman? Get a hairdryer.
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Snowgirl in Red (Fri 12 Apr 2013 - 12:06:50 PM CEST)
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.