The best snowman jokes for kids

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:46 PM CEST

Here you find a collection of funny snowman jokes for kids.
Have fun!

  • What did the snowman order at McDonalds? Icerbergers with chilli sauce.

  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite!

  • What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out!

  • Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool!

  • How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare.

  • What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!

  • What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.

  • Who is Frosty's favorite Aunt? Aunt Artica!

  • What did Frosty call his cow? Eskimoo!

  • What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.

  • What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill.

  • What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snow mobile.

  • What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?

  • How can a snowman lose weight? He waits until it gets warmer.

  • How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you.

  • Where do snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

  • How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.

  • Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

  • How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet.

  • Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank.

  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

  • What does a snowman have for breakfast? Ricicles because they are twicicle as nice.

  • What happens when you drop a snowball in water? It gets wet.

  • Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.

  • What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.

  • What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

  • What does Frosty the snowman drink to stay warm? Ice tea.

  • How can you tell a snowman from a snowwoman? The snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up.

  • What are Frosty's favourite letters? I.C.

  • How would you scare a snowman? Get a hairdryer.


 

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Comments 1

Snowgirl in Red (Fri 12 Apr 2013 - 12:06:50 PM CEST)
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

 

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