Star Wars jokes

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Here you can find a collection of Star Wars jokes. Have fun!

  • Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.

  • What is a Jedi's favorite toy? A yo-yoda.

  • What do you call storm troopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones.
  • Chewbacca  created a website to share the latest secrets. How was the name of it? Wookieleaks.

  • Darth Sidious: Darth Vader.
    Vader: Yes Master?
    Sidious: Rise!
    Vader: But I want noodles...

  • Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

  • Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi.

  • What's for dinner tonight? Wookiee steak. Is it any good? It is a little chewy.

  • What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader? An ele-Vader.

  • Why are droid mechanics never lonely? Because they make new friends all the time.

  • What’s a Jedi’s favorite brand of car? A Toy-Yoda.

  • How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side.

 

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