Flirting quotes and sayings

Update: Monday, 22. April

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Here you find a collection of funny quotes you could use while flirting. Have fun!

  • Hey, didn't we go to different schools?

  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

  • I'm an organ donor, need anything?

  • Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

  • You are what I never knew I always wanted.

  • I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

  • You remind me of my next girlfriend.

  • God must be in a very good mood today, he made us meet.

  • You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

  • One smile can't change the world but your smile changes mine.

  • Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

  • Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

  • I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.

  • My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot.

  • The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name.

  • Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

  • Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

  • It's amazing how I look up into the stars, and you're the first thing that comes into my mind.

  • I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

  • Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy.

  • I wish I was a teddy bear that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

  • Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?

  • What's your sign?

  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

  • If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?

  • If I follow you home, will you keep me?

  • What's your idea of a perfect kiss?

  • Can I flirt with you?

  • I can see your future in your eyes. Glad I can see myself.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

  • You are 100% beautiful, You are 100% lovely, You are 100% sweet, You are 100% nice and You are 100% stupid to believe these words...

  • Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  • Your name must be Summer, because you're HOT!

You know other cool flirting quotes or sayings? Please write a comment...


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