The best Gamers jokes

Last update: Tue 16 Aug 2016 04:39:47 PM CEST

Here you find a collection of the best gamers jokes and funny one-liners about video games.

  • What is Zelda's favourite breakfast side dish? A sausage Link.

  • What is Mega Man's favorite diet beverage? Dr. Light.

  • Why do they call it the PS3? A: Because there are only 3 games worth playing!

  • What do you call a robot that steals cars? Grand Left Boto.

  • What's the most pointless fighting game? Immortal Combat.

  • What was Bomber Man arrested for? Indecent Explosure.

  • What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death? A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!

  • How many SEGA systems does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they get systems like the Xbox to do it for them.

  • What was the code name of Nintendo's first game tester? Egg Beta.

  • What does a Nintendo Wii and a penis have in common? Young boys can play with them all day long!

  • What advice did Zelda give to Link in case he couldn't open a door? Tri-force.

  • What's Mario's favorite musical? Mamma Mia.

  • Before he became a menace to the Mario crew, King Koopa was a menace to society as a young rapper. His rapper name, Lil' Bow Zer.

  • Knock Knock. Who's there? Luigi. Luigi who? The story of my life.

  • Why is Toad invited to every party? Because he's a Fun-gi!

  • What does Mario use when shopping? A Mario Kart.

  • What illegal substance does a gamer use to bulk up faster? Aste-roids.

  • What is a Tombraider's favorite after school snack? Croft's macaroni and cheese.

  • What is the Wii called in Scotland? The Little.

  • Why did the PC gamer cross the road? To play World of Warcraft.

  • Knock knock. Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy the controller, I want to play now!

  • If you want to play with your friends at home then get the Wii. If you want to play with your friends around the world then get the XBOX 360 with Live. If you want to play by yourself then get the PS3.

  • Mario and Luigi hit the jackpot in Vegas, so now they're The Super Mario Cash Brothers.

  • What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France? Nintendo Yes.

  • Why does the Dreamcast like the power button? Because it turns it on!

  • Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon. "Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life."
    "What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer.
    "Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
    "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
    "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card." "Really? You got a new Graphics card? Wow, what are the specs?"

  • Tetris joke: Two Z pieces are sitting at the bottom of a well. The first one says "Everyone really hates us, huh?" The other one says "Oh my god, a talking Z piece!"


 

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Comments 1

Scott (Tue 19 Mar 2013 - 10:59:41 PM CET)
My mate told me today: "You'll never get a girl if you stay on that computer all the time."
Tell that to my Runescape girlfriend.

 

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