You Are Too Dumb for an iPhone Quotes

Update: Thursday, 30. April

Currently circulating on the internet is a rather questionable study from the University of Missouri, claiming that smartphones can actually have a positive effect on a person’s intelligence. The ironic takeaway from this study is: "Take away an iPhone user's phone and they instantly get dumber."

Whether that’s true or not is up for debate—but one thing is certain: smartphones can be surprisingly confusing if you don’t quite know what you’re doing. Below you’ll find a large collection of funny quotes and situations to help you figure out whether you might just be too dumb for an iPhone. Don’t take it too seriously… or maybe do 😉

You're too dumb for an iPhone if...

  • you address Siri formally and are puzzled by the cheeky response.

  • you try to flip open the keyboard like it’s a 2005 phone.

  • you keep turning the volume in the wrong direction—and blame the phone.

  • you ask Siri: "One currywurst with fries, ketchup and mayo please."

  • you try to pull out the antenna to get better reception.

  • you think “keyboard lock” involves the police.

  • you only use it for calls and ignore everything else it can do.

  • you expect the charging cable to rewind itself automatically.

  • you press harder on the screen when something doesn’t work.

  • you shake your phone because you think it’s “loading faster” that way.

  • you blame Wi-Fi for problems while in airplane mode.

  • you hold the phone upside down and complain about the camera.

  • you search Google for “how to open Google”.

  • you close apps by turning the phone off and on again.

  • you think “the cloud” depends on the weather.

  • you believe your phone listens better if you speak louder.

  • you tap the screen repeatedly like it’s a doorbell.

  • you take screenshots of your home screen… to find apps.

  • you try to swipe a printed photo.

  • you think Bluetooth is something medical.

  • you restart your phone to fix your bad mood.

  • you blame your phone when autocorrect exposes your spelling.

  • you try to zoom in on real life with two fingers.

  • you search your pockets for your phone… while talking on it.

  • you say “hello?” when opening apps.

  • you think Face ID only works if you smile.

  • you think “AirDrop” is when you drop your phone.

  • you hold your phone closer to your ear to improve battery life.

  • you try to scroll by blowing on the screen.

  • you think airplane mode makes your phone fly.

  • you look for the “any key”.

  • you ask Siri for directions… while already using navigation.

  • you complain your phone is broken because it doesn’t have buttons.

  • you try to charge your phone by placing it near a power outlet.

  • you use a calculator to calculate percentages… on your calculator app.

  • you open the camera app to check the time.

  • you think apps install faster if you watch them closely.

  • you swipe left, right, up, and down… and still don’t know where you are.

  • you think “notifications” are optional suggestions.

  • you close pop-ups by closing your eyes.

  • you believe your phone gets tired if you use it too much.

  • you say “thank you” after using Google Maps.

  • you think updates are dangerous because “it works fine now”.

  • you try to unlock your phone with your house key.

  • you blame Apple for your low battery… every single day.

  • you think “storage full” means you need a bigger phone physically.

  • you take photos of your screen instead of screenshots.

  • you ask Siri to call someone… while already calling them.

  • you hold your phone like a TV remote.

  • you panic when your phone rotates.

  • you think dark mode saves electricity in your house.

  • you search your phone for your phone number.

  • you try to swipe away your problems.

  • you expect your phone to understand sarcasm.

  • you think “low battery” is just a suggestion.

 

And what about you? Are you secretly too dumb for an iPhone—or just having a bad tech day? 😄

Do you know any other funny iPhone quotes or situations? Feel free to share them and help grow this collection even further!

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